Dirty Bingo

Dirty Bingo (which actually started at 10 and not 8) but that's okay cause with good friends and good drinks we were all pretty content. The Dirty Bingo emcee was a cute blond with a pixie hairdo, a funky sense of fashion style, and the mouth of a truck driver. I only wish I had half the confidence and funny wit she possessed. As the wet pussy and citon my face drinks flowed the anticipation for a Bingo win rose higher and higher at our table. Finally at last a BINGO was shouted from the vicinity of our table. It was me! I sauntered up to the stage a proud winner to retrieve my dirty prize. Hoping to receive a dildo or a massager but unfortunately to my dismay, pixie girl handed over a gay porn flick and gay porn mag. WHAT?! We sure got a laugh perusing the gay magazine at the table and then it was time for me to retire home. I attempted to pawn off my newly acquired prize but to no success. D sure was slightly disappointed when I returned home from dirty bingo with gay porn, he had his heart set on something a little more useful. Dirty bingo sure left a dirty taste in his mouth.