Dirty Bingo

Dirty Bingo (which actually started at 10 and not 8) but that's okay cause with good friends and good drinks we were all pretty content. The Dirty Bingo emcee was a cute blond with a pixie hairdo, a funky sense of fashion style, and the mouth of a truck driver. I only wish I had half the confidence and funny wit she possessed. As the wet pussy and citon my face drinks flowed the anticipation for a Bingo win rose higher and higher at our table. Finally at last a BINGO was shouted from the vicinity of our table. It was me! I sauntered up to the stage a proud winner to retrieve my dirty prize. Hoping to receive a dildo or a massager but unfortunately to my dismay, pixie girl handed over a gay porn flick and gay porn mag. WHAT?! We sure got a laugh perusing the gay magazine at the table and then it was time for me to retire home. I attempted to pawn off my newly acquired prize but to no success. D sure was slightly disappointed when I returned home from dirty bingo with gay porn, he had his heart set on something a little more useful. Dirty bingo sure left a dirty taste in his mouth.

First Group Beach Day 2010

First beach day of the year, although a little chilly, turned out to be a success. How could it not when you are surrounded by good friends, coolers full of beers and Publix Subs, not to mention the astounding amount of drunk meatheads painted in tattoos and drunk college girls in thongs with glowing tramp stamps. Is it me or have tramp stamps gotten relatively larger over the years? All in all I'd say it was a relatively low key day, although I took a beating from my bf for forgetting to pack the shrimp in the cooler and my uneven sunscreen application job but he was in need of a tan anyhow. So begs the question, as I heard it on more than one occasion on Saturday, are we getting too old to sit with the youngings on the "young" beach out front of coconuts? I'm thinking no, don't we all need a little eye candy and people watching in our lives? We'll wait till we all have kids to make the beach relocation.

Introduction

Friends..are they important?? Hec yes, for many they act as our family. So here I present to you this blog, something fun, a stress reliever, a short break from a manic day at work to catch up on what your friends are doing, a way to relive our crazy weekends and nights of pure debauchery. I hope to somehow make this blog private or only send the link to friends. Names will be changed or initials used to protect privacy. Please feel free to comment on posts to add to areas that were left blurry due to my own alcohol consumption. Other than that I hope its just something fun so enjoy!